Blimey Curly, looks like you found a live one there!!!
I just thought I'd have my 2 cents worth (but don't go asuming I'm American though!)
I couldn't agree with you more. I hate the advert soooooo much that I have to switch over, and for all the reasons you point out. It also makes me wonder how come this kid is so damn good at drawing air freshening devices? Maybe he is regularly locked in the bathroom with just a pad of paper and a pen, and he's got really good at drawing them!
Also, I think Mum should take the kid to the doctors, as he is clearly repused by his own smell, so there must be something wrong!!!
Anyway, that's it. I'm off to practise drawing the air freshener in my bathroom, just in case I ever run out.