i promise not to pretend i'm asleep when our baby wakes at 3am 4am and 5am
i promise not to say 'my mum thinks you're holding the baby wrong'
i promise not to mention that sometimes when i kiss your beautiful neck it smells of baby sick and not perfume.
i promise not to join my mates in singing the theme song from the omen, even though i think it's quite funny.
i promise to do at least my fair share of nappy changing and night feeding.
i promise to tell you often, how proud i am of you, and how you've made me the happiest dad on the planet. all this i pledge without any preasure from you, my lovely, lovely misses.