"Excuse me, do you take Maestro?"
EW EW YUCK AND EWW!
Does anyone over the age of 15 actually call them Starburst? I know no-one who does. In fact the title has quadrupled in size - whenever they're mentioned, 99% of the time, people call them "Opal-Fruits-Or-Whatever-They're-Called-Now".
Also, remember the Jif people told us that they were changing it to Cif because that's how it was everywhere else? Well they were lying. I'm in Germany and it's called Viss.