How about this one

[lankyal]

Another patient
Mary Christmas I do not joke

[Sachs]

Someone use to call me that at my previous job lankyal!

[lankyal]

Why sachs

[Sachs]

He was muslim, use to laugh his head off when he greeted me with 'Hello Mary Christmas!' lol!

[lankyal]

not chinese then

[Sachs]

No

[lankyal]

thought not, he would have said clismas

[john1066]

Somebody told me that Father Christmas doesn't exist. Please tell me it's not true x

[Sachs]

;0)

[daffy654]

I just read a news report on the BBC website and it quoted a woman called Heather Leather.lol

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8210573.stm

[lankyal]

Father christmas does exist he is at debenhams every year, seen him myself

[MissNorway]

Lankyal,thats not the real santa that was in debenhams

[lankyal]

Oh no I am devestated so is my 5 year old grandaughter i have just told her what you have said. How do i stop her crying

[MissNorway]

Oh no Lanky,tell your GD the truth,that the real one was too busy getting her presents ready,so he sent his bro to cover for him in debs.

[lankyal]

That will work, blame you if it doesn't