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I am feeling quite low now, anyone fancy cheering me up some?
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Ok, will give it a whirl, true story time, happened this morning...
Old guy comes in shop, I know him fairly well as hes a regular. I've noticed lately he's becoming a bit more doddery and very forgetful, so if at all possible I try to help him with his shopping...anyhoo...today he comes in...
Me: Hiya, how's you today? You well?
Him : Yes thanks not too bad, ive just come in for....errr....ummm...ahhh?
He looks at me quizzically for a few seconds and then says...
Him: you know, round thing..
Me: errr, give me a bit more to go on will you?
Him: Round brown things, you roll them (he made a rolling notion with his arms)
Me: Boules?? (Bearing in mind we don't sell them.
Him: nooooo, you eat them...
Me: Ahhhh, Maltesers!!!
Him: Them's the ones, a packet of Revels please.....!!!
Old guy comes in shop, I know him fairly well as hes a regular. I've noticed lately he's becoming a bit more doddery and very forgetful, so if at all possible I try to help him with his shopping...anyhoo...today he comes in...
Me: Hiya, how's you today? You well?
Him : Yes thanks not too bad, ive just come in for....errr....ummm...ahhh?
He looks at me quizzically for a few seconds and then says...
Him: you know, round thing..
Me: errr, give me a bit more to go on will you?
Him: Round brown things, you roll them (he made a rolling notion with his arms)
Me: Boules?? (Bearing in mind we don't sell them.
Him: nooooo, you eat them...
Me: Ahhhh, Maltesers!!!
Him: Them's the ones, a packet of Revels please.....!!!
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