Actual Ad's

[Jemisa]

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .

8 years old.

Hateful little bastard.

Bites!

FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.





FREE PUPPIES .

Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.





COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED .

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

jem

[askyourgran]

Ha Haa love the gay bull one.

[marval]

Some good ones there, here are a few more.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children

For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it

Auto repair service. Free pick up and delivery. Try us once, you will never go anywhere again

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

[janbee]

Several years ago I saw an ad in the situations vacant column of a newspaper. The company was (still is) a maker of a VERY well known brand of tampons. The advert stated "Fitters wanted". Don't know how many replies they got.....!!