My dog likes beer

[SpikeyBush]

Poured myself a glass of Stella, went to the lavatory while the adverts were on, came back and my pint glass was empty and the dog was licking her lips. She was looking for another can, the dipso.

The cat likes bitter, he'll only steal Boddingtons or Tetleys.

So are all animals Buggers for the bottle?

[Baldric]

'Obviously a joke',

no it wasn't.