A Day In The Life Of....

[Jugglering]

WeeThug here � I'll start at sunrise 'cos that's when I come in to see *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* and try to persuade her to wake up �.. I dash indoors, check out the food bowl situation (empty as per normal), zoom upstairs to find *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* fast asleep (as per normal) so it's obviously time to wake her up. This is achieved either by nibbling her toes or shunting at her elbow�.. If I am really lucky, *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* might even give me a huge cuddle or three hehe�.

*SlaveWhoFeedsMe* finally gets up and comes downstairs in order to earn her keep. I scoff my breakfast then head back upstairs to my bed for a well deserved little snooze�.. Three hours later I find myself needing another bite to eat, so I have a quick stretch, a bit of a scrub and wander downstairs looking for the *SlaveWhoFeedsMe*�. If I am in luck she will take the hint and sort out the food bowl again, if not, I can always miaow quite loudly. Lunch is followed by a quick trip to the garden (top place � loads of great hidey holes to stalk BigThug) then back for a post-prandial set of winks�..

Dinner time arrives quite rapidly (doesn't time fly when you are so busy?) and I find it necessary to search out *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* once again�.. This time I expect more than a light snack thank you ! *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* is usually found lurking in the kitchen a lot at this time of day (I suspect she needs to feed herself now and then), so after a good scoff, I settle down to watch the idiot box or even watch BigThug get stoned on her catnip mouse��

Night time is my fun time � exploring the great garden we have here � thank goodness *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* doesn't keep it too tidy or BigThug would be able to find me out there�. I have a great night out on the tiles but what I get up to is a big secret and I'm not going to tell you lot !

So, what's your day like ?

[wolf63]

It's Frankie (and Princess Merlin) here - we are staying at a cat prison this week as our slave says that we will get underfoot when she has stuff delivered this week.

I usually waken our slave up about 4 in the morning, if you get them up really early you can confuse them and they sometimes feed you extra meals.

At night - when she is using the computer I demand food all the time. She usually sprays perfume at me to shut me up but I am only 3 and can move really fast.

Slave is getting a new mattress delivered this week too - can't wait to get home and test my claws on it.

What is your name little Thug?- I am looking for a lady cat for some comfortable nights in , watching TV (I like CSI and Stargate Atlantis) and some Tesco roast beef to chomp on.

[Jugglering]

Well, Hello Yo Frankie (lol...)... Ruby here.... I'm only 18 months old but my *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* tells me I am very pretty.... I'm mostly black with interesting patches of white on my delicate parts.... I like nature programmes, running, persuading said Slave to scritch my ears and chasing BigThug (when she's not chasing me hehe).... I wasn't very well last week and had to go onto antibots - little did *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* realise but they were actually quite tasty... I kept refusing them so she simply had to buy me some freshly cooked turkey slices and hide the mashed up tablet inside the meat... Give she doesn't even eat meat (what sort of sensible Slave doesn't eat meat anyway ?) I thought that was very brave of her !

[Jugglering]

Oh.... us Thugs are not vegetarian btw....

Hey, that's nasty, spraying perfume at you !! What a rotten Slave you have there... you've not trained her very well, have you ?

[wolf63]

I was expecting the lady from the cattery to call at about 11 and caught the two morons and put them into the two nylon carry holdall things. Merlin bit me but went into the bag.

A couple of minutes later Merlin was eating from her bowl in the kitchen, she had gotten out. It was a fight to catch her this time - but she went back in and I tried to calm myself down.

I was looking out of the window - waiting for Pauline to come and Merlin jumped up onto the window sill and starting speaking to me.

I stuck her in the other bag with Frankie - it was a tight fit. They will probably kill each other on the way to the cattery.

I had only used the other bag once before and now the zip is totally bust. Good job it wasn't whilst they were outside.

In all the fuss they went off without their 'suitcase' with their sweeties and toys in it.

I miss them already.

[bensmum]

Hello - Florence here (and Daisie). My slave says I sound like a siren when I want something. I start yelling at her when I want feeding and don't stop even to draw breath. As I'm deaf I don't know how loud I am yelling so I just shout as loudly as I can. I am also pretty old and can't remember when I've been fed so the slave gets very annoyed as there's always food down. She mutters a lot but I can't hear her anyway! Daisie doesn't yell for food - she just likes a lot of fuss so will wake the slave up for a cuddle several times a night by batting at her nose. She also catches presents but our slave is very ungrateful. She says she likes animals but doesn't seem to like the mice that Daisie brings in and lets go in the bedroom.

[madboutcats]

Cupar and margo here, how you doing wee thug, we're fine and dandy, mum put our mug shots on animal and nature if you want to check us out. I margo like to sleep alot too, waking for an occasional snack or three. And i cupar like to sit and watch our mum on the computy thingy, i like it when she plays cards cos i chase them with my paw up the screen,just thinking about giving margo a fright by jumping on her while shes not looking and chasing her up and down the corridor.

[garner]

Hi I'm Rooney, I have just decided to come down stairs to see what the trouble is.My slaves are telling my brother Mickey off for walking all over the worktop where my slave had left some fish to defrost, why he's is making such a fuss I do not know, it's for our tea anyway.The boss cat Rastaz is somewhere in the lounge, probably looking out of the window.I am now going to annoy my other slave who is doing something with her fingers whilst she's looking at a screen, but not for long as I am going for a lap nap again.

[Rosetta]

It has taken my slaves forever to recognise my title VIC. These humans are sooo slow,
I received my award of Very Important Cat shortly after my birth, of course.
My slaves are as stupid as yours, for goodness sake how much reminding do they need to bring me my food.
And the food that I want, not what is on offer that day.
The cook is completely lacking in imagination. I just fancied some mouse tonight. Was it on the menu? Not likely, the female slave got all sniffy when I dropped the hint.
Pah, humans.

[Jugglering]

Mouse on the Menu.... where do you live Rosetta... I think I can earn huge brownie points with BigThug if I invite her along to a mouse-fest..... hehe

[Rosetta]

My very dim slave has told me that she has enjoyed this thread.

Well, you have to humour them, don't you.

[porsche1]

Hi there Jugglering , my SlaveWhoFeedsMeLittle is back from her hols and I'm back on my diet ! She left SonWhoGivesMeTreatsandbiggermeals to look after me . I am delighted she's back and I missed her a lot , but I have to remember not to sneak upstairs now she says I'm not allowed .

[Jugglering]

Hiya Everybody... BigThug here.... that norty wee horrible smelly evil little know-it-all (aka WeeThug) has finally let me onto the pc..... (only whilst our *SlaveWhoFeedsUs* is upstairs having a long soak in some watery stuff.... no idea why she needs to do that!)....

I absolutely detest, hate, decry and despise that WeeThug.... grrrrr - why on earth does she have to come into my life just now ? I know the *SlaveWhoFeedsUs* chose us both at the same time but for heaven's sake, why didn't she just choose me on my own... I am gorgeous, with fantastic hair and a great body, plus I don't snore .....

[Banana-Girl]

Lol this thread is mad, without sounding mad and a wee bit blonde is this the animals talking to each other lol, as I have a very vain lurcher and nutter terrier who would love to join in?, pls let me know

[Jugglering]

A one word answer, banana-girl, would be, "yes" lol....

WeeThug chatting now.... I lurrveeee lurchers ! Actually I adore any biters..... hehe... especially if I am on the top of the wall where they can't *quite* reach my tail.....

[Rosetta]

These slaves really have no idea, do they.
In my day, one cat was enough. Now they expect us to share, and who with.

You also have to say that the help really aren't up to the same standard, who ever heard of computers in my day. Just an excuse not to worship us as we deserve is what I say

[porsche1]

Oooo , the more the merrier , a lurcher and a terrier , how exciting ....woof .......wags tail uncontrollably

[Jugglering]

Look here folks.... computers are for sitting on ... aren't they ?

[Jugglering]

Ha!!!!! One moth down... three to go.... watch this space... Jugg's house will be in turmoil by the night's end hehe

[puss_boots]

Me and my little brother have a slave as well, its really funny because as soon as she goes in the kitchen we follow her and sit looking at our bowls. It doesn't matter if there is food in our bowls, if it has been there for over 10 minutes then we will NOT eat it, Our slave never gets it right she thinks that because one day we eat Whiskas then we will always eats it, but she has got that wrong to some tune. On Thursdays when the slave goes to Tesco she always brings back a treat and we walk round all the bags untill she gives in and gives us some prawns, me and my brother think it is very mean to only get prawns on Thursdays so we try to look in her bags every time she comes into our house. Slaves should really understand that we rule and if the slaves don't like it then they should get a budgie instead of us very clever kitty cats.

[Jugglering]

Hehe Pussnboots... bet budgies taste good too !