Hermit crab adoptions

[petguy]

I will adopt hermit crabs. i live in herminie PA.
anyone who is close enough with some
hermit crabs i would like to adopt them. a tank would be nice too thank you.

[sn�gged]

''a tank would be nice too''

Is that pre-filled with water, sand and plants too?

Would you like it all delivered to your doorstep at a time that is convenient for you as well?

How about someone to come in specially to feed and care for them...

You could also get that person to take your trash out... feed the cat... wash the car... cook your meals...

[ummmm]

I knew you'd answer :-)

What I would like to know is where the fcuk is Herminie PA???

[sn�gged]

Somewhere without Hermit Crabs...

[funnygirl]

Lol

[sn�gged]

By 'adopt' I'm presuming you don't want to pay for them either.

Tight wad.

[ummmm]

I proper laughed then.....

Bless poor petguy, I hope he has a sense of humour :-)

[ummmm]

No snagged, you can adopt Dolphins, Whales for X amount a month and they send you photo's....

[mrs_overall]

Hermine, Pennsylvania, population 856.

It sounds like the equivalent of Norfolk.

Petguy, can you say these phrases for me so I can check your accent out?

1. "You sure got a purty mouth"

2. "Make a noise like a pig, boy"

[ChuckFickens]

surely adopting hermit crabs (plural) would be cruel?

just adopt one, it will be far happier on it's own!

[sn�gged]

Is your real name 'Cleetus'?

Aare you looking to make a 'crab gumbo'...

[ummmm]

Hermine, Pennsylvania, population 856.

That explains it then.....

[redcrx]

nothing like Norfolk, Mrs O!

we say "preddy" not "purty".

and we have crabs at Cromer!

[LoftyLottie]

No, you are wrong Mrs O, we now have 858

Yours truly,
LL
(Leaning on her pitchfork, In the middle of the Norfolk redneck wildlands)

[mrs_overall]

petguy - do you have more than 6 fingers on each hand/webbed feet/pointy ears/lots of sisters you are very close to?

[LoftyLottie]

Your post wasn't there when I posted Red ;o)

Yaaahhhoooooo

[Bbbananas]

Poor pigguy - now everyone's swooped in on this, I bet he daren't say anything more.
Squeal Piggy squeal...

Has he been cleared by the adoption agency - not just any old tom dick or harry can adopt these days you know.

[mrs_overall]

pmsl lottie!

[LoftyLottie]

Eh Salla? Who is pigguy????

Poor petguy.

If I had some hermit crabs I would donate them to you, but it's a long way for them to travel!!

Please forgive us for our sillyness. I hope your wishes come true - but try somewhere a little more local.

xx

[Bbbananas]

Mis-read it Lottie - it was all that talk about squealing - I was thinking along the lines of Deliverance.

Poor guy - I wonder if he will pop his head above the
para(pet) again ?! Groan...

[ummmm]

His emailed box will be swamped......

What time is it there?