What on earth is in the lake?

[Gifthorse]

I was just phoned by my hysterical sister, after getting her to calm down and relax she then told me that something horrible had happened.
Two months ago several sheep had been found slaughtered and butchered and in bits by the lake and this was blamed on wolves though no evidence was ever found and wolves are neither big enough or strong enough to do that kind of damage. There used to be many fish in this lake but all the fish seem to have disappeared and no one knows why.
Tonight my sister said she was sitting outside on her patio in the dark with the lights on in her conservatory and noticed her dog barking at the lake she assumed that the dog may have been barking at a fish or other water creature when suddenly something came out of the water clamped it's jaws around the yelping dog and took the dog to the bottom of the lake and her dog was a large 18 stone rotveiler so whatever took it was substancially larger. I've told her to phone the police but as she's had mental problems in the past she doesn't want to get sectioned again.Im going to see her with a few friends, some traps and our guns (All legally held) and we're going to stakeout the lake to get to the bottom of this has anyone got any idea what it was or how it got into the lake?

[tenrec]

What country are you in?

[Old_Geezer]

You been releasing your pet crocs again ?

[B00]

http://images.wikia.c...ch-ness-monster11.jpg

[bibblebub]

it must be dancing night

[DTCwordfan]

trollland me thinks, tenrec.

One of these perhaps: http://www.google.co....=0CDQQ9QEwAQ&dur=5538

[sophie_1003]

Wasn't there a similar question to this a while a go about sewer people, and another one about some other strange being if I remember rightly? Maybe we should set up a support group for victims of these strange goings-on?

[tenrec]

Yes, DT I think you could be right.

[seadogg]

Take an artillery piece as well, no, make that a battery.

[starone]

Yes, I agree with DT. As usual, one question, extremely peculiar, a very long piece of script - must take ages to do. and neither man nor woman in the profile. Easy enough to spot most of the time, although not all of the time.

[jules77]

It must be a giant lake monster, dont forget the camera.

[sara3]

I'll put money on it being my ex-mother-in-laws.

arm yourself!

[sara3]

*law.. singular!

[tenrec]

Why would Gifthorse be suspended?

[starone]

No, shortstraw I wouldn't stop it. I think it is a very amusing story (fiction of course but wh cares.)

[DTCwordfan]

Agree, starbuckone, I have better things to do with my time such as dream up sardonic comments to the AB community, or an ode or two for Mamyas Mad Over 50s (not tomorrow night though as I will have family in - well out for dinner actually)....... Therefore, I don't think I am going hunting for Wellie the dog-munching monster or even King Arthur's Excalibur down here in Cornwall this weekend......

[daffy654]

It isn't unheard of for people to release overgrown pet crocs into lakes and rivers.

[starone]

*who*

tenrec. It is an obvious fiction and whoever it is is pulling our collective legs to see what reaction she or he will get. In other words, a troll. They usually get suspended after a while, but in the meantime enjoy the fun.

[erin-x]

It's an Alien invasion!! You lot never seen Evolution?? We need head and shoulders now people! ;D

[bibblebub]

forget the lake - what is in the extra-large tistub?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY_sSDECMuY