I need some quotes...famous or not?

[Satu_Hati]

Can be any genre

[grasscarp]

Any reason that this is in animals?
On a grave headstone "I told you I was ill"
On someone's deathbed "God will forgive me. It's his profession"
In a court case, (on which I was a juror) -
Judge: How can you be sure this happened at 3.15pm?
defendent: I always look at my watch when something is going to happen.

[Philtaz]

Democracy: Where two idiots can outvote one genius.

[Jemisa]

'Google' QUOTES and get loads. Simple....

[juliefer]

'Tis better to fully experience the present than to be always thinking about the future

[paddywak]

Lady Astor to Churchill--Winston you are drunk.
Churchill to Astor--Yes Madame I am, and you are ugly but tomorrow I shall be sober

[New Judge]

Also Lady Astor and Churchill:

Lady Astor: “If you were my husband I’d put poison in your coffee!”

Churchill: “Madam, if you were my wife I’d drink it!”

[mccfluff]

smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast

[erin-x]

Ma momma said, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. :-)

[DTCwordfan]

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

Hunter S. Thompson

[Baldric]

£725 luv + vat.

[boomster]

I am of the opinion that a beautiful state of mind is just fantastic - far-reaching as a shining star, gleaming forever in one's memory crown.
(Anon)

[Prudie]

well he would wouldn't he

[Zhukov]

Honi soit qui mal y pense! ;-)

[WyeDyed]

If you give up smoking, drinking and loving; you won't live any longer...
It just feels like it.

Clement Frued

[Frank97]

A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it's not open.

[T&S]

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

[New Judge]

For me, American humorist and author Mark Twain (real name Samuel Langhorne Clemens) was the best exponent of “one liners”. A few examples of the many hundreds you can find:

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated" [after learning that his obituary had been published in a New York newspaper].

[lankeela]

http://www.dogquotes.com/

[sandyRoe]

"Your wife, sirrah, under the pretext of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods."
Dr Samuel Johnson