Job Application

[whiskeryron]

My CV

Too hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wiv one finggar and do sum counting.
I fink I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person .
I no my spelling is not two good ..
My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.


Sinseerly,

Tiffanny




PS Coz my CV is a bit short I sent a pickture of me..

http://tinypic.com/r/107j4u8/5

[maggiebee]

Wonder if she got the job lol

[whiskeryron]

Dear Tiffany

We have spelling correction
Start tomorrow.

[vulcan]

When can you start ?

[WF8MAN]

yur orate ba mee! A shud sey,"giz a job?!

[mccfluff]

snot fair, just cos she has big boobies doesn't mean she's fick

[marval]

When can you two start?

[tenrec]

I cun stat tomoz!

[scowie]

Wow, she's be able to operate a stapler with no hands too! :-P

[sidkid]

I saw the sign for the Bar then I noticed a girl in the picture.....got to get this drink problem sorted......

[B00]

Is she hanging on to the tree to keep herself upright?

[wolf63]

How can she stay upright - please tell me the picture is photoshopped.

[JonnyBoy12]

I have seen it before but it is still funny!

[wildwood]

One could hire her to use on a rainy day.... as a brolly! (°¿°)

When the weather is fine she could just sit on a chair at the corner of your desk, instead of the inbox.