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Thanks for the further responses. Ratter, I was hoping you would be around, as I know you're quite knowledgeable when it comes to dogs.
Sorry, I should have said, my sister has a bulldog. I did phone and ask her, but she was a bit daft and just said "yeah, you should definitely get one". The thing is, her's has never really had any problems. Well, nothing serious anyway. He does get really, really tired though and she can't take him very far when it comes to walking - but I've always just thought that was laziness.
It is a kind gesture, but I've told him it's a bit too much of 'on a whim' kind of thing.
I've known people to have bulldogs when I was a kid and I've always thought they're lovely dogs and really good with children. Sorry, I didn't realise I could only have a favorite breed if I'd actually owned one of them myself...
Anyway, it's not happening. He's pissed off now and says I'm ungrateful (which I'm not) but hey ho.
Not sure I can be dealing with dog poop and everything else that comes with it.