Good Morning Early Birds

[murraymints]

Monday....sounds quiet out there....day catching up reading methinks....Happy day to you all !

[waterboatman]

Sit it on an acorn and wait for it to grow.

How do you get it out again?

Sit it on a leaf and wait for autumn. :o}

[albaqwerty]

I'm groaning here!

How do you hide an elephant up a cherry tree?
Paint its toenails red.

[murraymints]

Noooooo....

[murraymints]

Where does your pet grizzly sleep then ??

[humbersloop]

why are we in animals and nature?

[waterboatman]

Why don't you go into the cherry orchard between 4 and 6 O'Clock?

The elephants are jumping out of the cherry trees.

Why are alligators long and flat?

The went in the cherry orchard between 4 and 6 O' Clock. :o}

[murraymints]

Anywhere he wants !!

[albaqwerty]

It's Minty's fault Sloopy, she was feeling a bit wild this morning.

[waterboatman]

minty, wherever it want's to! :o}

[DTCwordfan]

truth was that it was the effect of the gin bottle, that's why we are here...

[albaqwerty]

How do you get 4 elephants in a mini?
2 in the front, 2 in the back.

How do you get 4 giraffes in a mini?
You can't, the elephants are in there.

[humbersloop]

pot two, stares

makes perfect sense if you put it like that (green one)

hope things go better for your dad minty x

[murraymints]

I make your hearts sing...I make everything.......grooooovy !!

[waterboatman]

albs you put the elephant's trunks in the boot. :o}

[murraymints]

Thanks sloopy x

[waterboatman]

Grooovy baby! :o}

[Iluvspikey]

Breakfasts, sauteed mushrooms elephant sandwi - Elephant sandwich? Shakes head.

Good morning early birds to the naughty morning thread, sparklies, rbber glove, stockings, size 8-10 bottoms and a nipple in the eye all catered for. You ask for a double entendre, and I'll give you one!

[DTCwordfan]

Talking about being groovy, I have to be off with this car for its test.

Given my recent events this animal joke may be very apropos.

[i] What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
[i He gets toad away.]

[DTCwordfan]

bloody italics

Bye - Have a good one, all.

[waterboatman]

:o} Have a good'un DT.