Spiders

[c00ky83]

Popular things today.  My question is, can you stop them making webs on your car?  Spider makes web, web catches those fluffy seeds, car looks like furball.  Every day.

[peanut]

paint your car to look like a bigger spider.

[bernardo]

1. Sell your car.
2. Wrap your car in clingfilm so that the spider can't get at it.
3. Kill all the spiders in the world.
4. Keep a lookout for 24 hours a day with a rifle, and shot the spiders as soon as you see them coming anywhere near your car before they have a chance to build a web.
5. Squirt custard into their ears.

[c00ky83]

Thanks peanut, but the wheels are the giveaway...