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Where Can I Neuter My Pet Penguin

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Benisbooper1 | 15:25 Mon 08th May 2017 | Animals & Nature
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i recently got a pet penguin and i want to neuter him before his hormones kick in, and he starts to get aggressive. please help. Thanks!
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Avatar Image Jackdaw33
I would start down below.
15:29 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image Tilly2
Take him back to Antarctica and ask a local vet to do it.
15:30 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image Mamyalynne
Any good Chocolatier would help.
15:31 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image Baldric

Did you get him to keep the Polar Bear company?
15:35 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image MallyJ
Don't neuter him take him back home where he can be happy with his own kind and have fluffy penguin babies...Poor thing being kidnapped to foreign territory where an assault on his manhood is being planned.

15:37 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image NoMercy
Tesco do it now for £11.99.
15:41 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image Baldric

"Every little helps!"
15:45 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image Captain2
Just don't try to p-p-p-p-ick it up
15:47 Mon 08th May 2017
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Avatar Image Prudie
Try the PDSA (Penguin De-Sexing Agency)
15:51 Mon 08th May 2017
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never mind everyone. i watched a youtube video on how to do it on a cat. i have a pretty good idea on how to do it.
16:19 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image EDDIE51
Why don't Polar bears eat penguins?
They can't get the silver paper off!
( as well as the fact that Polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic)
16:21 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image douglas9401
Just don't make him into a pusseh.
16:22 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image EDDIE51
If it's a 'transgender' penguin it may be neutered already!
16:22 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image douglas9401
Pedantry alert! Penguins are flow-wrapped in plastic.
16:23 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
It can only be done in the Falklands as penguin castration must involve a Stanley knife.
16:28 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image EcclesCake
This has brought back happy memories of the bad tempered swan thread.

Thos were the days......
16:30 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image douglas9401
This could be a whole new ball game.
16:32 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image NoMercy
If it's a hermaphrodite you'll need to do a double procedure.
17:03 Mon 08th May 2017
Avatar Image pixie374
You just need an elastic band. And a very good friend.
17:07 Mon 08th May 2017

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