North Pole

[doomey!]

Would it be possible for an aging man, twelve reindeer, and a bunch of vertically challenged people to live and run a toy factory at the north pole?

[Lonnie]

If this aged man was on the large side, the extra fat would act as blubber does on seals. and able to slide down chimneys, and fly accross the sky with his reindeer, i'd say yes, most definately. Your trying to spoil my future Chistmasses, aren't you.

[qapmoc]

Sorry to spoil your Christmas's but at the rate the ice in the North polar seas are melting due to Global warming there will soon be open water at the North pole even in mid winter.

[AliFlump]

Eskimo's live there don't they?!

[doomey!]

I wonder if Mr Claus should build an inflatable base?

[maggie01]

He already does! Ask any child.

[CT]

It's all possible if you realise that Santa is an alien. (abnormally long life). His space ship is cloaked and hidden under the polar ice cap. The presents he delivers are by teleportation, the flying reindeer are just for show. The little elves are just another type of alien species who owe Santa one after he saved there home world from destruction by a hostile alien species.

[itsallyellow]

Why did he pick the North Pole anyway. Was this pre Polar Bears. Surely Penguins would pose less of a threat??? He could even possible utilise and train them like the Penguin in Batman. A Penguin call centre if its not already been outsourced to Calcutta. It would make more sense

[dotjhawkes]

Now then itsallyellow that is just silly.

[doomey!]

It turns out Snata has relocated to lapland, after watching relocation, relocation, relocation!

[I_cnat_splel]

Yes. It would be possible for a Green Giant, twelve reindeer, and a bunch of vertically challenged people to live and run a toy factory at the north pole. Did i mention the Green Giant?

[doomey!]

I always wondered why the santa said.."ho ho ho"

turns out he is the jolly green giant :-O