Why does it always rain on me?

[Jacob]

Was it because I lied when I was 17, or have I simply lost my umbrella?

[strozzi]

Don't know about losing your umbrella. I think that you've lost two things. 1, you've lost your way. You should have been a comedian. And 2, you've obviously lost your marbles old boy.

[Jacob]

Strozzi's right, oi 'ave lost all my marbles. Lost 'em to Archie Atkinson in year 2 at primary school. Even took my big blue and white dobber 'e did. 'E were aways winning at marbles, 'e were.

[Jacob]

So sad...that's the Everly Brothers, Abigail! Well, There's a Heartache Following Me (Jim Reeves), and there's So Much Trouble in the World (Bob Marley). Maybe Jacob need to learn to Smile (Nat King Cole). Or maybe oi needs some Help (Beatles)! Pr maybe just some Kinky Love!! Pale Saints, 'onest)

[sft42]

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[comloulou]

Are you from a 'special' school or day centre? Theyre probably looking for you.....

[Andromeda]

Are you sure you are not a raingod???

Andy

(This answer is dedicated to the memory of Douglas Adams)