lol lankeela. Oh dear! Well I had a chat with him, and he assured me that he's not made fun of in the park! He isn't shaved, poodle-style! Just a little shorter. I keep his tail and his lovely lovely neck and head fur. I understand that it's "six of one", really, but he just comes across as feeling more comfortable. Less irritated. I will admit that when I asked for a quote from a local groomer, she said they wouldn't clip a Collie coat. I am pleased you've already agreed to disagree, or this could become a contentious issue! ;)
He is a very handsome boy, and I wouldn't jeopardise that, but he is by no means a Kennel Club-class Collie (he is smaller than the average, and is a little more white than black). But to me, there isn't a more beautiful dog!
I wish I could post a picture (even if your dogs would just laugh t him, lankeela!!!)
Woof :) Lisa x