S'loverly and must be the only Daily Mail article not to mention immigrants.
These bl**dy foreign cats! Come over here, flaunt their pedigree, eat our biscuits, drink our milk and cr*p in our gardens. Send 'em back home! What's wrong with good old fashioned British moggies?
LOL plowter. For my sins, I have been found out reading the Daily Mail online (just so I can feel superior!). It wasn't exactly 'news', but then nothing in the DM is!!! It just cheered me up.