What would be a good way to annoy a crocodile ?

[whiffey]

It doesn't have to be the best method, just enough to pi$$ it off a bit.

[whiffey]

p.s. Don't answer unless you have something of value to add, no wild guesses, no 'Hope this Helps' and no chat. Thanks.

[4GS]

All the power in a croc's jaw is in the downward bite, and a human can keep the croc's mouth closed with just a thumb and fore finger.
So to really really annoy a crocodile, hold i's mouth closed while dangling a small furry rabbit in front of it.
Hope this helps

[perigra]

go for a swim with it after smearing yourself with hot chille and/or mustard

[Jenny Tools]

At a guess, I would say, offer it a tissue to wipe away it's tears.
Hope this helps! if not we could discuss ways of coming up with a better answer over a nice cup of tea.
What do you think?

[whiffey]

Thanks for all your answers, and I do apologise for the trivia, I was just waiting for the kettle to boil. I won't do it again.

[Full Tilt]

I think the best answer to whiffeys question would be to take the croc. on a tour of a handbag and shoe factory!!!!!!!!!!

[olliez]

You should get one of them Tefal 3 second kettles, yes 3 SECONDS. It boils as it pours. You push a button to set it going and by the time you get the milk from the fridge your fravourite cuppa is made... Plus it save you money throught the use of electricity, or the lack of using electric.

[cazzz1975]

send a designer to measure him up for bags and shoes...

[China Doll]

Tell him is mum looks like an alligator.

Call him a wuss.

[olliez]

or you could put him in the ring in thr next cROCKY film. Thats enought to scare anyone. :)