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Animal for a day
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If you could be an animal for a day what would you be? I'd be a cat cos all they do is eat and sleep, then go out and see their friends at night time to come home in the morning for some brekkie and a kip :)
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.A dog. Pretty much the same excuse as you Natalie, all they do is eat sleep and play all day. Basically I'd rather be a dog because I can bite people when they irritate me and get away with it (so long as I don't do it too hard!). And barking all day to irritate the neighbours!! My dog does that at the moment and it's fantastic!
I would like to be a dolphin, splash about in some nice waters.
then I would like to be a sea gull and cr*p on peoples heads. then a cheky chimp at a zoo to make people laugh.
But i guess more so I would like to be one of my own pets, so when I come back I will know if there is something they need or like.
Quizmonster -
It's really only dairy cows who have to make do with the AI man. Most beef cows get real beef...
You could swap with our bull for a day if you like -- he seems to have a very good time of it. But remember that each cow only bulls for one day every three weeks, and gets in calf within a couple of cycles, so that's only two days or so a year.
Please be gentle with them though -- our bull is a real gentleman and treats them well (once one couldn't get up afterwards; we thought she was hurt, but in fact she was just dazed from the experience...).
I'd like to be a swift, I think, or perhaps a peregrine.
A platypus, because then you get to have a beak like a duck, venomous spines on your elbows, possibly a pouch for keeping stuff in (although I can't remember if theyhave those).... and other exciting things which I can't remember. Basically see what it's like to be made up of all the spare parts in the animal kingdom.
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