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frankiecat | 17:21 Sun 09th Nov 2008 | Animals & Nature
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I think that it should be illegal to give boy cats cuddles. Humans should be banned for giving us a big hug coz that is for girls.

I am tough and mean and I don't want cuddled. I lick kisses off my face too.

Humans are silly animals.
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Hello frankiecat its cupar here, im a boy, i do love a hug or two and i like getting kisses too, does this mean im not tough. My mum says she has a boyfriend called samuel who wants to live with her mum, hes a ginger tom boy, and mum says he doesnt like to be picked up for a hug but he does love issuing kisses on her and likes to curl up on her knee, tee hee he doesnt get to sleep at her feet and paddle on her chest like i do.
What utter rubbish frankiecat (this is Big Thug using my slave's pc to answer your Question btw...)

Although I am a big tabby lady, I know a few big macho male fellow felines who adore getting cuddles from their slaves, in fact they positively encourage the getting of the cuddles, strokes and making available laps and other useful sitting places.
Ooops, sorry, didn't mean to press that large big button then...

I totally agree, however, that humans are silly animals... miaow !
Cupar here again, big thug do you find your slave calls you really silly names, i get called coopy poopy and the coopster and margo gets called maggly waggly and the magster and sometimes fatso, and mum talks fondly of a furry friend she knew called patch, she says she called him lovebug and other names that im too embarressed to repeat...
Hello VIC here. None of the boy cats that I know are as good at getting cuddles as meeee.

My slave and the man slave say that Tom will be much better when he is discumknokerated but I dont know any cat near here called Tom.

Does Tom live near you?
you know you like a cuddle really frankiecat
A fashionably late Heathcliffe here.

I'm pretty hard too but I will admit that I love cuddling with my mummy at bed time for some cuddles and lots of pawsys and suckling my paw when it's dark and no-one can see me.

She caught me earlier and managed to get a sneaky picture...

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=24vi6vo&s=4

My mummy bought me a great red velvet colour which I love as red is really my colour and I have a funky heart shaped disc with my name on and my mummy's phone number in case I ever get lost as my mummy doesn't want to lose me.



Hey Heathcliffe, hows it going with the cat flap?
i bet you had fun teasing your slave
that you couldn't use it.
Remember you must train them properly from the start because they can be a bit slow.
Cupar.. yep, my slave definitely calls me some of the daftest names you can imagine.... Bossy Flossy and FlopsaLot are two of the silliest... but her friend calls me Dental... !

Ohhhhhh Heathcliffe, my, what a gorgeous fella you are ! Do you come here often??? Big Thug flatters her eyelashes at the hunky bundle of hair calling himself HC....
My turn on the computy thing cupar, its the gorgous margo here, well hello HC my arent you a studmuffin*, im a ginger girlie and i think im very cute and pretty, fancy a night on the tiles some day with me and big thug.




* madboutcats here, i once heard my mum call patch this, this was after she had watched mrs doubtfire i was in stitches.
Flossie here - there are only 2 of us ladies now and we love our cuddles. When my person had Dylan he was always first in line for any cuddles going and he was a big lad.


Flossie's "person" here now - I look after lots of cats and the boys are always the ones who want the fuss and the cuddles. The girls are sometimes more aloof, just as we ladies are a little more discerning!
Ohhhhh Flossie - do you ever get called *dental* as well ?
Flossie back again. I get called all sorts but never dental to my knowledge! (very witty that).
Colin is worried that Heathcliffe seems to have a large tongue poking out of his... neck!
LOL Sara.... reassure Colin that that big tongue is just HC's new name tag collar (his slave obviously could not resist a pinky, girly, tarty, heart shaped one)... I reckon it makes HC look a tad gay you know ! But I suspect that HC will just reiterate his credentials in the handsome male department hehe....
Colin is, quite literally, rolling on the floor laughing, holding his little round belly in his paws.

PINK?? how embarrassing!
I know, Sara... but I suspect that HC has the right amount of attitude to carry it all off (look at Laurence L-B...he's not gay yet he can flounce for the UK!)
I'm back, well helloooooo ladies, puuuuuurrrrrrrrr.........

I'm more of your modern day metrosexual cat, very at home with my sexuality and just love to experiment with the boundaries if modern feline haute couture.

Those silver tags, just sooo passe darlings!
Hi, I'm Felix, and I agree that humans are silly animals, but my slave is not too bad, but I can't get her to stop playing on this stupid computer and let me have a go. But here I am at last. I like Frankie am rough, tough, and pretty mean, but when no-one's around I sometimes sneak a cuddle, just to keep on her right side, after all she's in charge of the food. I have a brother named Frankie, but he's a real softy, so I often bash him up and then I'm none too popular for the next ten minutes.
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My human said that she was feeling unwell and went for a sleep - I had to wake her up to get my supper. She kept pushing me away with her arms and telling me to **** off - but I won.

I have to appear to be tough as I am the man of the house. My sister Princess Merlin is bigger than me and she hits me and says nasty things to me. She is a pretty cat she has a short fuse.

I try to be a good cat, but it is hard work. Sometimes I am bad without meaning to be, it just happens.

It is nice to know that you are all well though.

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