Hey - fellow felines.....Caspar here-

[pastafreak]

what is the craziest thing you chew on.?...I had a chew on mums hair and her wooly jumper. She kept pushing me away.......she should be glad I have given up on chewing her hairbrush!!

[puss_boots]

Hiya pasta, my cat doesn't chew anything, the only bad habit he has is sitting right in front of my face when I am on the puter or trying to read the newspaper, oh and he likes pens, if there is one on the table he will not be happy until he throws it on the floor.

[Ice.Maiden]

Ours are quite placid. They don't even bother chasing birds, but they WILL be clawing up the Christmas tree at the weekend! : )

[Barmaid]

I like chewing Staff's woolly cardy. I only do it in the crook of her arm though and I make it all wet. The only thing Cuddles chews is Staff's spider plant, she is going to have to throw the latest one out cos she has chewed it to nothing.

Oh, I do like biting her feet in the morning to get the lazy cow out of bed. But I don't think that counts as chewing. It's dead funny, Staff goes from deep sleep to hanging off the ceiling in a nano second.

Love ASBO

[LoftyLottie]

Those emery board things are the best things to chew!! Somebody told my human that it's the glue in them that makes them tasty to us cats. I like chewing glasses (the ones she uses to read) too!! I have made little holes all over them!!

Alice x

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol!!!

And hi LL - I never knew your name was Alice! x

[pastafreak]

LOL..I am watching here now...no-I am staring. And when she looks at the 'puter' I start poking at pens,paper...her drinks mug...then if she hasn't swiped me yet,I have a chew on the corner of the pc screen...heehee

I am just a baby!!!!

[LoftyLottie]

Alice is my name and I am LL's cat!!

[Ice.Maiden]

Pasta's taken on a new identity!!!!
Screech! Runs off!

[pastafreak]

It's Caspar...I get on here when mum goes in the kitchen.....

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh...you'll be there for 45 minutes then Caspar!

Hides behind Henry.....

[LoftyLottie]

And this is me:

http://i37.tinypic.com/beuctd.jpg

Alice x

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh I SEE!!!!! Mwhahaha.
Beautiful. x

[Barmaid]

Alice - you are gorgeous. Shame my Staff cut bits of me off (well she didn't, but that nasty vet did).

I see your mum likes lilies - in the vase next to you. Does she know that the pollen is extremely dangerous to us kitty cats? If we get it on our fur and we clean ourselves, it can make us very very poorly.

[LoftyLottie]

Yes My Mum knows that now, but she didn't when she took that photo. Anyway, we can't have flowers in vases now because I knock them on the floor on purpose. In fact I am told I am extremely 'clumsy' and 'naughty' whatever those words mean. I am also very proud of being told I am 'hyper active'!!

Thank you for saying I am beautiful and gorgeous!! Mum just thinks I'm a pain in the neck!!

[pastafreak]

[IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/ibz3w1.jpg[/IMG]

That's me in all my glory!!!!

[Barmaid]

Alice, congratulations. In banishing flowers and vases you have taken your first steps in the complete submission of your slave. She is now turning the house into a kitty heaven without silly things on surfaces that get in our way. She will soon realise that it is in fact YOUR house and YOU are boss. Not long now my princess......

Keep trying on the "pain in the neck" thing. you know you have made it when your Staff screams "get down you naughty effinng little barsteward". At least 4 times a day.

[Ice.Maiden]

He's gorgeous, isn't he! x

[pastafreak]

Mum throws books at me...I think it is great fun......and I keep going back for more-lol.....drives HER batty!! ^_^

[Barmaid]

Ahhh, "Dodge the Book" - great game Caspar. When WILL they realise that they are the idiots that have to pick them up?!

[Ice.Maiden]

Throws books at you Caspar??? Go and chew her hairbrush again!!