Silentnight / Hippo and Chick love

[mugwump]

Just watched a Silentnight ad on tv, y'know the one with the Hippo in pyjamas, and the duck. Well, now in the latest ad they are both married (or living in sin) and have a whole host of kids. The odd thing is they are all Hippo kids. This set me thinking about several questions: 1) Is it physically possible for a fully grown Hippo to have intercourse with a feathered baby bird, I'm just thinking in terms of girth compared to the size of the chick's opening? 2) Is it morally right? 3) Will the male Hippo always have the dominate gene? Or is it possible to have a bird hippo cross breed, something like a chickappotomus or hippen?

[spk]

I bet you the duck is the dominant one though.. its the quiet ones you need to watch you know

[tomd]

We used to discuss at school how much lube the Silentnight Hippo would need.

[Cheesefreek]

Love will find a way.

[CarolG]

also, how would a chick give birth to 3 Hippos!

[GuavaHalf]

CarolG .... its a chicken, it wouldn't give birth it would lay an egg.

[GuavaHalf]

DUCK not chicken idiot!! same goes though!

[MrsCheeks]

There IS a duck kiddie too!!!

 

She has the pink heart detachable cushion on her bed ROFL

 

I watch too much telly

[kr123]

it seems you must have a far higher level of intelligence going on here!!  I mean, don't sweat the war, or worry about winning the lottery, we can discuss CROSSBREEDING!!!  You've brightened up my day!!