To Kill a Mocking Cow!

[Scattie]

Is it possible to kill a cow with your bare hands? If so, how long would it take?

[New Forester]

Yes.  About three minutes.  Why would you want to?

 

 

[ll_billym]

I wouldn't want to but how would you do it in three minutes?

[MORELLO]

Has this cow been mocking you Scattie? How dare she!

But I am interested in just how it could be done in three minutes? I had a friend once who punched one when on acid - had no effect.

[Nevin]

You should never give acid to a cow. It's very dangerous.

[RATTER15]

The esiest way to kill a cow with your bare hands is as follows: first you put your hand in its mouth, push hard through its body untill you can catch hold of its tail, now pull really hard and the cow will turn inside out, it will then die in a few moments, Easy!!!

 

[Nevin]

Or you could put your bare hands on a chainsaw...

 

[smudge]

There are some really cruel thinking people on here at times!

[Nevin]

Sorry Smurf, didn't mean to offend any cow lovers out there!

[shonky]

Surely a slow, drawn-out death would be more satisfying?

[Nevin]

Sorry, I mean Smudge. Actually Smudge is right. Maybe we are being a bit callous about the animal kingdom. After all, and here's a nice link to the original question, where would we be without cows?

[ll_billym]

If it wasn't for cows I would be in Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[smudge]

You're forgiven Hevin & you're right asking where would we be with out cows? I'd miss my skimmed milk for starters!

[smudge]

Or is it Nevin! :~)

[Rufushound]

Have you spoken to a doctor about these thoughts?

[Dark Angel]

See how long you'll live after attempting that.