Surf themed chat up lines for valentines card?

[smoggyuk]

I recently took a rather embaresesssing photo of a friend, it appears as if she was in a surf-like pose. I've put into into photoshop and mocked up a fairly convincing surfing Image.

I want to out together a daft valentine's day card with this photo on. But I really need some sort of funny/cheesey/jokey chat up line... and I'm struggling.

Something along the lines of a surfer or wave theme. All I can think of at the moment is "plenty more surfers in the sea".

Anyone have any clever ideas?

[tenrec]

You are the surfer for me!

[smoggyuk]

Wow. I always surprises me how fast you people reply.

I guess I could have something along the lines of "surfing into my heart" although that may be a little full on as she only a friend.

[tenrec]

That sounds ok too.

[peashaq]

It's surffering hot - what a scorcher!

[smoggyuk]

What do you think of... There may be a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only surfer for me.

It's not exactly funny though, a little to serious?

[Zacs-Master]

If your ever 'board' why don't you hang 10 with me?

[smoggyuk]

That's pretty good zacs.

[Philtaz]

Do you wanna ride my tube?


Or is that a bit too smutty?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gucywjswwZc&feature=related

[grasscarp]

You could be the one for me, but I'm on land and you're at sea.

[smoggyuk]

Hi philtaz. I think that does probably just border on the too smutty side. But thanks for your input.

[Philtaz]

Better not go down the 'board stiff' and Sex Wax route then.....!

Surfer, so good?

You look swell?

Drowning in a sea of love?

[rowanwitch]

Sometimes a wave is not enough....
Don't be a heart breaker
I could surf the dating sites for hours but still not find someone as good as you

[EvianBaby]

I'm so disappointed. Since this Q was posted every time I've seen it come up in latest posts I've been reading surf as Smurf. What a let down when I finally came to see all the smurf love poems people had some up with.

[factor-fiction]

Why pout?

[smoggyuk]

Thanks everyone.

Some good suggestions. Not quite sure what I'll go with il put a few ideas together and see what works best.

[vivandorron]

I really think rowanwich has said it all. Her suggestion is a real crester. It's pithy and cleverly mentions..wave..breaker and surf; without any smutty suggestion.

Ron.

[pizza]

Thought these words were ok as she's just a friend and would let her know and keep it light hearted.

For a surfer the waves are the essential tool
And like the sea,as a friend I think you're cool
I.m always here for you, I wont let you down
Stay on that surfboard so you wont drown lol

[Zhukov]

http://www.woodiecarclub.com/

Hey..you wanna see my Woodie! ;-)

[vivandorron]

Zhukov...Have you posted in the wrong thread.? I can't see what wooden sided vehicles have to do with surf boards.

Ron.

[smoggyuk]

I have to agree with you Ron. I'm going with rowanwitch's suggestion.

Thanks again.