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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[rowanwitch]

more like a multi handled wind-up good innit!

[maggiebee]

Tony, you're a right sew and sew!

[rowanwitch]

Does that involve Haberdashery

[tonyav]

Hey you lot button it !

[maggiebee]

As The Searchers said "Needles and Pinza"

[vivandorron]

Oops, you've now made me drop a stitch.

Ron

[tonyav]

Hang on, me stud won't press !

[rowanwitch]

When the red red robbin goes bob bob bobbin along.....

Pearls a Singer

[maggiebee]

Darn it!

[tonyav]

Oi you lot zip it.

[vivandorron]

I am now needled by all this nonsense.

Ron.

[maggiebee]

Tony, don't be crewel

[rowanwitch]

A hem

Baste leave it...
or it will end up as a tack
And get all un Seam ly

[tonyav]

Well maggie, that made me reel.

[rowanwitch]

So I think we all got the petit point

[maggiebee]

Was only ribbon you Tony

[tonyav]

Well everything seams ok now.

[rowanwitch]

I can see a pattern emerging however that defeats the object of this thread

[boxtops]

well try some tabard-anard then..

[tonyav]

You lot have me in stitches.