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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Psybbo]

Tough, tony but someone's gotta do it

[tonyav]

I know, but why me ?

[Psybbo]

You're the only one not pregnant

[tonyav]

Give it time !

[vivandorron]

I don't think anything further can be born into this thread; unless there is a rebirth. Pregnancies we've had galore.

It's a matter now of seeing whom is the last person to post. At the moment, I am.

Ron.

[marval]

Is the Ed trying to tell me something? I went to the jokes section and got an advert for a funeral directors.

[Traci66]

Anybody know who won the football last night?

[tenrec]

What football?

[Psybbo]

Haven't a clue, was there football last night?

[Bambiagain]

What is football?

[tenrec]

Bambi, you know what it is. I've told you before. 22 weedy pigeons run round chasing a pigs bladder. Some of them kick the others, some of them will cry and some do feck all. Now do you get it?

[Psybbo]

A bit like golf but the hole's bigger?

[maggiebee]

Great description Tenrec - now what about tennis yawn, yawn!!

[Bambiagain]

Oh, it's that game, tenrec. Thanks, I'd forgotten - there's so little to bring it to my attention.

[tenrec]

tennis, is that like ping pong only with bigger balls?

[Traci66]

What is the game with the men with odd shaped balls?

[tenrec]

an anagram of bugg@ry

[Bambiagain]

Now yu're getting a bit smutty, Traci.

[askyourgran]

Would anyone like to hear my recording of Like a rolling Stone.

[tenrec]

Yes please AYG.