Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[humbersloop]

Serpently, borrow ours...

http://www.tmartins.f...y_goat/Billy_goat.jpg

[Charity]

I was poked from behind at the bus stop this morning - could I be pregnant?

[tenrec]

You lot still here. It's after closing time!

[Charity]

Old Farmer Giles looked hurt when I refused his kind offer of a goose - but he cheered up no end when I said he could give me one for Christmas.

[tonyav]

But that's when you are most likely to get pregnant.

[rowanwitch]

Need exam for telesells. best in Bangalore pleas.for getting good job many thankyou also where get I best restaurant prices in Delhi for good food and beers

[maggiebee]

Just so long as you don't chicken out Charity!

[tenrec]

No you can't get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat.

[wolf63]

My friend works in Bangalore, she works at a Leprosy and AIDS colony. She went to see a call centre one day and said that they were dead posh - the toilets had real towels and nice soap.

[tonyav]

Can you get pregnant if you do it standing up ?

[tenrec]

do what tony?

[tonyav]

Oi ^^^^^

[Traci66]

No smut allowed, I got told off yesterday.

[tonyav]

Who told you off and why Traci ?

[Traci66]

Bambi again, because I asked about a game men play with odd shaped balls.

[tenrec]

Ha ha, I remember that!

[maggiebee]

Tony, if you're standing up painting a wall you shouldn't get pregnant, but you may get a shower (of paint) so stay protected.

[rowanwitch]

Pregnancy test results are in...

Three AB'er are pregnant
One pee'd neat gin so test failed...
One is just fat
two sent in stool specimens
one is stagnant

And Two were blokes but one of them needs a manager as he will soon be very famous

[tenrec]

Is Answer Bank like a real bank. Can I make a deposit?

[Traci66]

Tenrec, I've been on the naughty step all night.