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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Bambiagain]

No rain here but it's darkening.

[Psybbo]

There's an owl about

[tonyav]

Do you think my Flamingo's will get on with Swans.

[Bambiagain]

They're nocturnal, you know.

[askyourgran]

How big is your pond and how many birds have you got? x x y = w so that means you should have at least 4 pints for each bird, not including any ducks that are passing.

[Hopkirk]

You should be alright, Ed is usually paralytic this time on a Saturday night.

[Euphemia]

Scotch broth or Haggis?

[Bambiagain]

Albatross!

[sunny-dave]

Will someone please give Matron her cheese toastie

[Bambiagain]

I'm hungry just thinking about cheese toasties.

[askyourgran]

Marmite on toast. Does marmite ever go off? I've found a jar in the cupboard it must be 2 years old. Would you eat it.

[Bambiagain]

Definitely. I'd eat it.

[Charity]

Not for £100,000,000. Bleugh!

[Bambiagain]

That's a very Marmiteist reaction.

[jno]

Does marmite ever go off?

Depends on the length of the fuse. The record is three weeks.

[Hopkirk]

For £100,000,000 I will eat anything you like.

[Bambiagain]

I like my car. Would you eat that?

[Hopkirk]

Only if you supply a nice bottle of red to wash it own with

[Bambiagain]

Just the one bottle?

[Psybbo]

Bambie's car is a camel