"Mike11111, don't be so rude."
Moani, as an officer and a gentleman, a scholar and all -round raconteur, a lover of fine wine and food, I would never be rude to a lady. It's just that at times you make it so hard to resist.
In the wilderness,when Our Lord was led thither to be tempted of the Devil (according to the scriptures), he resisted all the delights that Satan had to offer him. However, I do not have the divine strength bestowed upon Him, thus, when you attack me, I am beset by Satan's wiles and feel forced to take the p!ss, even though I know truly that it's naughty. Yet no doubt the Almighty has greater plans for me than man can ever encompass..