An Answerbank Merchandising Opportunity
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Three business women meet in a pub for lunch. After a while a beeping sound is heard. The first woman presses her forearm and says "don't worry, that's just my pager, I've had a microchip implanted". A bit later a phone rings. The second woman puts her hand to her ear and takes a call. "Oh don't worry" she says, that's my mobile phone, I've had a microchip implanted". By now the third woman is feeling slightly outdated and excuses herself and goes to the powder room. When she returns she's got a length of toilet roll hanging from the back of her skirt. "What's that?" asks the first woman. "Oh don't worry" says the third woman "it's just a fax coming through" :)
(I didn't say it would be a good joke)Jx