New Category Perhaps?

[FP]

'Old Timers' Corner'

Somewhere where we can quietly chat about our tomato plants, memories and liberty bodices, whilst we park up our zimmer frames and have a nice cuppa.

I did suggest it before and the Ed said he thought it was a good idea.  Come on Ed. we are getting swamped in Chatterbank and it would keep us happy.

[VINNY100_2]

FP I often wear fishnet tights ::::::::well behind my Bar at least!!good try girly girls.Beware ED If you dont come up with the goods:::we will hijack Adverts every saturday night for a sing song and a few bottles of Red.(:)mutiny is in the air(:)

[FP]

Vinny would love to see a photo of you in those tights!!

[Cetti]

We must have rules and a swearing in ceremony FP....and little badges...and perhaps a special code for members. It will be just like the Brownies.

 No nasty boys allowed - so go away VINNY unless you promise to play nicely!

[kaktus]

Can I come too? Maybe as an aide for all those elderly people ;0)

[shaneystar]

You would be very welcome kaktus ....I need someone to help me in and out of my liberty bodice and light my way to the outside lav !!!
I bet you look a doll in those tights Vinny.

[VINNY100_2]

Cetti!! Are be waiting for you outside the playground,hope you've got pony tails(:)if you all let me in, I promise to wear the fishnets:::plus I will supply the drinks every saturday!!  if not ...lions poo through your letter boxes(:)every day!!

[kaktus]

You've got a deal shaneystar!

[Cetti]

.......if you promise not to try and smuggle in your conkers, no fishnets either ( you are allowed an Alice Band though!), plenty of Bacardi and Cokes or Brandy and Babychams.....you might be allowed in.

Is that a deal VINNY?

[kags]

I want Dubonnet and lemonade, with the occasional Snowball. Kaktus, you can join if you have any varicose veins or liver spots ;-)

[VINNY100_2]

Its a done deal.(no conkers!! thats a bit harsh)(:)oh all right then.(:)

[Cetti]

Please bring a Dubonnet and Lemonade for me kags as pubs round these parts can't make a decent one and I need plenty!

See you in a minute - time to be pushed round Sainsbury's. I'm finding it more and more difficult to climb into the trolley nowadays.

[kaktus]

Erhmm I can paint some on? Besides Shaneystar promised... ;0) Can I bribe you with some brownies with almonds kags??

[Robinia]

Brandy & babycham - blimey one of those & I'll be wearing the fishnets - on my head!!

Vinny what is it with men & ponytails?.....oh ouch, I've got this rubber band all ravelled up in my hair now.....

[VINNY100_2]

Quick give Robinia a Brandy!!(:)

[liquoricemad]

Think I'm going senile! Haven't we had this conversation before? (See Suggestions/New Category). Think Big Ed's a fat lady short of an Oldies Category!

[Robinia]

Plaster it thick and some will stick liquoricemad!!  Eee that's an ode sayin'.

Somebody hose Vinny down please.

[liquoricemad]

Trouble is, once it's stuck you can't get it off, Robinia. But it does draw the "boil fluid" out! Ouch!

[shaneystar]

Cherry B ....Cherry B ..Cherry B it's the only drink with ???? Damn.. I can't remember how it went now.
Think I had better have a large whisky instead !!

[FP]

Flippin' 'eck what happened to my question - turn me back and a lot of old drunkards are having some sort of knees up.  Just off to take out me curlers and I'll be joining you................now where on earth did I put my false teeth............memories not what it used to be.......mutter, mutter................................

[VINNY100_2]

There in the microwave FP !!(:)hic..