­
F-In Seagull Scum in The AnswerBank: ChatterBank
Donate SIGN UP

F-In Seagull Scum

Avatar Image
cassa333 | 19:49 Thu 03rd Oct 2019 | ChatterBank
12 Answers
I finished the job I was on the prom in Worthing yesterday and treated myself to a fish cake from the chippie.

As I walked in this kacking great big seagull was eyeing me up and I even said to it, keep away from you you little sheit.

Well I got my fish cake, my favourite thing from the chippie, and was happily eating it walking back to the car.

My last mouthful was literally in my mouth, I was just bout to clamp my teeth on it when the bloody seagull swooped round me a nicked it out of my mouth. OUT OF MY MOUTH.

The little bar Stuard shiethook followed me all the way along the road and just knew it was his last chance.

Gravatar
Rich Text Editor, the_answer

Answers

1 to 12 of 12rss feed

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by cassa333. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
I would have fainted with shock Cassa, I have a terrible phobia of birds, let alone greedy gulls
Blimey! That was scary.
Question Author
It was Tilly. I thought someone had come up behind me and knocked me out the way.

Those little b..gers are pretty bloody accurate.
It's because the law has allowed them to realise they can get away with anything. It's all very well protecting at risk species and preventing gratuitous mistreatment of other creatures, but they ought to be made to learn not to take advantage of humans, that they aren't superior.
Poor you..What a shock! Don't you just hate them sometimes?!
it is a good job it was nearer to the sea
because if you were close to the bay

it would have been a bay gull

and you can eat them
Question Author
It took me a moment but I got it in the end Johnny lol
What a scary thing for you Cassa, those seagulls are full of cheek.
Lucky it wasn't a woodpecker.
We used to have an office in Portland Market just around the corner from Worthing pier. One of the girls was making her way back from the shop carrying her lunch. The next thing she was thumped between the shoulder blades and knocked to the ground. Thinking she was being mugged she clung onto her handbag and let go of her lunch. The next thing all hell broke loose as a couple of seagulls scrapped over her lunch. There was no mugger .. just a seagull.
Question Author
They are muggers. Little bar stewards should be arrested and shot lol
I have an absolute bird phobia so I'd never eat anything in the open air at the seaside.

1 to 12 of 12rss feed

Do you know the answer?

F-In Seagull Scum

Answer Question >>

Related Questions

Sorry, we can't find any related questions. Try using the search bar at the top of the page to search for some keywords, or choose a topic and submit your own question.

Complete your gift to make an impact