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BiddyGrotto
What do all the biddies/grumps want to find in their wrinkly stockings this year then? Do you like all this festivity or will you be the grumpy gran/grandpa from hell this year?
Please feel free to take a present out of the bran tub as you leave by the way. Contents may be unidentifiable....oops sorry...be varied.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.rofl!! youve just described my driving skills Jno, and thats on a good day...ok, i bake every thursday so i shall be making Battenburg and fairy buns for you all, with a large dollop of butter icing and definately no sour grapes!
I get so cross with ppl like the pink bird getting at other nice peeps for just chatting that i ramble in order to get my worms out quickly, it has been pointed out that things written in this vein really make no sense whatsoever, so i shall use spell/grammar/intelligence check before i click submit :-), so, oh hell, where was i,...i actually have no idea where i was going with this, so...GOOD MORNING one and all!
Oh dear was taken to my bed for one day with a touch of flu and all hell breaks loose. First of all
Happy belated birthday wishes to Shaneystarxxxx
Apologies for the invasion - I skivved off of my guard duties the other night. Will do overtime this week with my Harry Potter Blanket.
Poor smudge hope it all goes well. Not all it's cracked up to be this growing old is it???
I would like to know how the CBers know about the grotto as it's so far back in the annals of AB!!
.....peeps through letterbox to check it's safe but carrying spiky old lav brush just in case.....
Good Morning ... waving brush ... I've had a bad night & I'm going to be busy this morning so you'd better all be on your best behaviour.
jno it wasn't you who posted that joke before - it was me :-) ....I think.....yes, because it's me & my sister - she drives I don't. Don't worry - this lot probably won't remember......
quibb, plenty of marzipan on the BiddyBurg cake please although I dread to think what this place will look like after we've dribbled butter icing everywhere.
neti, as I suspected I think they've been watching us all along.....hope they haven't been taking photos. It's gonna cost us a small fortune to get them back. Hope you're feeling better.....have a sniff of these smelling salts...
Better plump up the cushions for when smudge gets back......
be good......
Oh dear, I put all my daily intake of pills into a little container (well big container!!!) as I kept forgetting which ones I had taken. Now I have lost the container!!!
Hope you are feeling better Netti. I'll send Vinny over on the donkey to rub some Vick into your chest.
Actually, feeling a great deal better as at least I am getting some sleep (with the help of valium! (prescribed by doctor to relax the muscle spasm in my back). Just about to take a bath. I hate baths, but can't stand up long enough to take a shower.
Take care Smudge
I don't like Marzipan quibb, but fairy cakes sound just fine!! Welcome to our grotto = at least it's a lovely place of refuge where you know you will get a warm welcome and be at peace with the world.
That cracked me up Vinny - thankfully, mine dont look like that yet!
Have you still got the Flit handy Robinia?
(Speakers on & click on to which type you'd like to listen too)!
stay on here and keep your thoughts occupied smudge
also belated wishes to shaneystar hope you have a wonderful year
I am waiting fore the gasman to come and service my central heating...you know the setup, "sometime this morning madam"
dog is cheesed off and bored becaiuse I can't take her out, AND I am supposed to go to work this afternoon.....GRRRRR
Perhaps Robinia you come round and give me a squirt of Flit.......which will either kill or cure.! As for losing ones memory..I put the salt and pepper away in the fridge the other day !
Ahhh peace reigns supreme in cobweb corner
Had to have a look in as I eat my cheese on toast - I have you shaneystar to thank for my addiction - irritable innards permitting. Breathing in a good combo of Jeyes & carbolic is what you need for that head or would you prefer to clean out the chickens?
smudge I know how you feel. I try to make appointments for a.m.if poss. Trouble is I lie awake all night & worry instead!
Hope the gas man has been woofgang. Mine turned up a day early last week...if you're still waiting the best way to make him arrive is go to loo, start a phone conversation or try on your new libby bodice...or preferably all three.
gesso anymore days like yesterday & we'll be fighting you for the valium
bless you neti - how could they boot us all out? We're soooo lovable .......aren't we? We'd all be on the bus to the therapist instead of unloading on here.
Will have to get my computer wizard son on the case for a 'Ye Olde Tea Shoppe site'
VINNY!! - behave - and I don't pass that test.....when you're fun size they don't do any swingin' ....just twitch a bit.
I've just been perusing Suggestions and it's like a war zone. Whatever is happening to dear old AB? It'll be closed completely if this continues. Where is dear old ED? Best to bring back CB and let them all murder each other and we can remain cosy in our little grotto, oh and by the way am thinking of building an extention