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[johntheplamf]

You could put a AB Tottie league, although it would be unfair on the rest if i entered.

[AB Editor]

What's a tottie?

[AB Editor]

And does it infringe upon our Site Rules?

[snapdarlich]

You must be busy Ed, a whole minute to answer that Q!

hee hee

[johntheplamf]

No no no oh great an wise one, It's simply a league of the greatest ABers in the face department:O)

Plamfy hopes AB Ed realises this is tongue in cheek, and that i'm not shallow.

[AB Editor]

Oh, a Hottie! We do need an editing option, don't we?
I thought it was either a reference to children or potatoes!

hey snappy, not too loud, the boss may hear!

[johntheplamf]

A Hottie? When did you go all transatlantic Ed?

[mycatis]

Didn't you know Ed was an American in a former life Wee Plamfy??
Oh and by the way mister!! "Surely yours is already silly enough cat "
Excuse me???
You little ...*trails off into unprintable mutters*

[woofgang]

okay lets do Ed's suggestion, my hot waterbottle is definitely smarter than yours, its a Moose purchased ftom the LL Bean catalogue..sadly have no pic

[woofgang]

Ed I thought you were the boss??

[johntheplamf]

Ahem....Yeah, sorry bout that cat LOL

[mycatis]

Yes well ok then Plamfy, since it's you!! x x lol

[AB Editor]

I am so confuzled. If anyone from Phrases & Sayings could shed some light, I'd be much obliged....;)

[johntheplamf]

LOL, as snappy said, you got a busy scedule Ed?

[mycatis]

"Hot tottie" = good looking/ sexy person
Sad really innit? (unless wee plamfy is nominating me of course, then it's just harmless fun!!) lol

[johntheplamf]

I'll nominate you cat if you nominate me, after all, we are the resident hotties:O)

[woofgang]

if you are a Biddy, then a hottie is a rubber (or stone!!) container that you fill with hot water and take to bed

[B00]

Corrrrrr you're posh arn't you woofgang? stone or rubber hottie??? we make due with a brick warmed by the fire. Dont know your born with your newfangled stone contraptions!

[woofgang]

you want to be careful with housebricks, they can explode when warmed, get a nice heap of smouldering coals and put then in an old baked bean can!!

Still think iIve got the best hottie!!

[scatty mare]

I used to dream of a warm housebrick, BOO. We had to take it in turns to be chased down the road by our Dad with a whip to keep warm. It was a 14 mile walk to school, uphill both ways, and we only had one shoe, between the 7 of us... etc.

[dotjhawkes]

One Shoe, Luxury! In my day we used to have to get up before we went to bed and then walk barefoot though snow for 95 miles to school and we sat on iron benches in the rain!