Didn't you know Ed was an American in a former life WeePlamfy?? Oh and by the way mister!! "Surely yours is already silly enough cat " Excuse me??? You little ...*trails off into unprintable mutters*
Corrrrrr you're posh arn't you woofgang? stone or rubber hottie??? we make due with a brick warmed by the fire. Dont know your born with your newfangled stone contraptions!
I used to dream of a warm housebrick, BOO. We had to take it in turns to be chased down the road by our Dad with a whip to keep warm. It was a 14 mile walk to school, uphill both ways, and we only had one shoe, between the 7 of us... etc.
One Shoe, Luxury! In my day we used to have to get up before we went to bed and then walk barefoot though snow for 95 miles to school and we sat on iron benches in the rain!