Verses

[THECORBYLOON]

This may not rhyme and if does,
It's more by luck than planning
(I haven't time to think of words
That fit in wi the scanning.)

Perhaps ABE will a contest run
For writers of some verses
With a booby prize (a sweaty sock?)
To the one she says the worst is

The winner's prize could be to get
A cake in chocolate clorted
So come on ABE and don't delay
Get a move on, get it sorted!

[shaneystar2]

A chocolate cake !
I'd rather have
A glass of Scottish whisky
But I had better
Stick to gin
In case I get too frisky.

[*Zeus*]

your voiceofcalm

[kempie]

voiceofcalm is vying
To be the new Pam Ayres
Now TCL is trying
And it's causing me nightmares

Please stay away from verse
You're better at the prose
Although this may sound terse
Just stick to what you knows !

[ELVIS68]

I`d like to enter in this comp

After all,its all too easy

After reading all the others stuff

Their verses are so cheesy

So come on, get your verses in

Is there any other takers

Or are they all just aliases

Not real, but only fakers

[kempie]

I was aiming for the cheesy-cake prize.

[VINNY100_2]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ALIASES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There are aliases that are grey and green,

they ban birthday posts well to me that's just mean,

Some People have no "joi de vivre"

and this I truly do believe

That those out there that cause the sh*t

Eventually will end up in it.!!! (:-)

[shaneystar2]

These fakers haven't got a life
In fact they're rather sad
They wait two weeks
And turn to grey
Just to make us mad.

I wish that they would sling their hook
Grow up and get a life
Their presence on the old AB
Is getting rather rife.

[smudge]

They post them here

They

[smudge]

Whoops, wrong category - could some please report it as such - ta!

[shaneystar2]

Don't worry Smudge
I won't report
In case you think I'm loopy
I'd hate to think
We'd fallen out
'Cos mascaras gone all gloopy :)

[smudge]

Thank you Shaney

Here is it rainy

So that cheered me up a lot

I wouldn't worry, I'm sure you're saney

It's the Greenies who have lost the plot!

[smudge]

*Here it is rainy

I think that had something to do with the brainy!

[shaneystar2]

Hi smudge

Today in town
The sun went in
And has been rather rainy
But now we have
A sunny eve
Bound to please old Shaney !

[voiceofcalm]

What a pleasant humorous bunch

this Ab family are

but something tells me, maybe a hunch

that the poetry's gone too far!

[shaneystar2]

Well......
Never mind dear voiceofcalm
It has been quite a laugh
Better than some load of squit
That makes you want to barf.

[smudge]

Hi Shaney

It's been glorius weather here today
And we all thought it was here to stay
Alas, the rain came teeming down
Making us all sit & frown
We still have lots of sorting to do
So I hope we don't go down with the Flu!

[smudge]

Voiceofcalm
You twisted my arm
To join in all the fun
I'm glad you did
Cos it took my mind off
Missing all that sun!

[shaneystar2]

Same here Smudge ....
After three glorious days it's turned quite chilly again and poor old Shaney is sulking .He likes to be out in the garden.The birds are nicking bits of coir out my hanging baskets and eating my lettuce seeds. Do they know something we don't !

Alas Alack I think it's time
To end this doggerel and rhyme !

[shaneystar2]

Brenda the Elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus
Off she went with a trumpety trump etc.
Hi TCL ...hope you have enjoyed our ditties ..and that all is O.K with you....xx

[smudge]

Well it's time for some Telly
And to fill my Belly
So I'd better sat Ta Ra
We could carry on
But we'd better not
Ed will say we've gone too far!!!!

Ah, big pat for Shaney the dog-x-