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What's this then? What are you crazy people talking about? I'm so confused :-(
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Yippee am now on Answerbankplus+ and it's terrific. All you other abplusers can see my screen is silver and pink - great isn't it. Why has the webcam been turned off in AB Ed's office? Normal ABers will only get the normal orange and white screen. Am now going to change the screen to purple - tell me what youthink of it!!
Looks ace neti- I've gone for the calming green and soothing blue option.
Oh the cam's been turned off? Thank Gawd for that - I thought it was a glitch on my Plus+ system. Doesn't look good for it being turned back on then, not with it being Bank Holiday and all- maybe it'll get rectified when they bring us our evening Horlicks at 8pm?
Oooh mines all silver glitter and lilac bits with art deco edges..
Very avant garde.
I am glad they turned the cam off Boo...looking at that crinoline lady tollet roll holder was getting a bit boring. They don't seem to do a lot at the weekends do they?
The offices are very untidy ...perhaps with all these upgrades they can't afford a cleaner upper.
I'll have to post on the Aggie and Kim option for some tips for them.
Very avant garde.
I am glad they turned the cam off Boo...looking at that crinoline lady tollet roll holder was getting a bit boring. They don't seem to do a lot at the weekends do they?
The offices are very untidy ...perhaps with all these upgrades they can't afford a cleaner upper.
I'll have to post on the Aggie and Kim option for some tips for them.
I know shaney, I left them a note reminding them to tidy up if they were going to leave the cam on
yay! better late than never! I'm all orange & purple with a rope light effect all round the edge of the screen......seems to be a problem with the music tho'. I opted for Northern soul/ Motown but I appear to have the Sound of Music soundtrack on a loop at the moment.... there's only so many layeeo de layeeo de lay's I can sing with a sore throat.
I did try to post a celeb question to Clive Owen but most of the words were asterisked out...tut....
It all becomes clear now after this communication ...
In an ongoing effort to keep the Platinum AB+ users happy, we have produced this manual to help explain some of the intricacies of IT troubleshooting. To show that we spare no expense when it comes to the quality of support that we give; we have enlisted the help of a famous Doctor to help explain things on a level that our average Platinum user can understand. Hope this helps.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions are causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
Well, that certainly clears things up for me.
In an ongoing effort to keep the Platinum AB+ users happy, we have produced this manual to help explain some of the intricacies of IT troubleshooting. To show that we spare no expense when it comes to the quality of support that we give; we have enlisted the help of a famous Doctor to help explain things on a level that our average Platinum user can understand. Hope this helps.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions are causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
Well, that certainly clears things up for me.
shaneystar I just loved that ,did you make it up yourself ? if you did you are brilliant .if not where can I get hold of it ? While it is still sunny here in the daytime it's definitelt getting colder at night,even put the electriv blanket on ! Time for bed I think a bit of gardening to cope with tomorrow ,a lot of my plants have died due to lack of water and no rain.Worse drought for us in 100 yrs.Where is all your rain going to do they not have Dams and Resevoirs collecting it these days ? Night all xxxx
Well when I stuck my Platinum Card in that little slot ..youknow..the one next to where you put your shilling in ....that is what appeared.
Actually I got in an email from a friend compliments of Dr.Suess and tarted it up a bit !!
Dolly ...highlight it and then cut or copy and paste into whatever you want.
Actually I got in an email from a friend compliments of Dr.Suess and tarted it up a bit !!
Dolly ...highlight it and then cut or copy and paste into whatever you want.
Here is a link Dolly ...don't forget to use your card to get the different colours :
http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/EmailJoke_Set_ 2/295.html
http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/EmailJoke_Set_ 2/295.html
