Dearest ABED

[Champagne]

When is your birthday? Because I want to throw you a surprise party.... .....D'OH!!

[jno]

try emailing her (but disguising your voice, of course)

[loopyc]

can i come to the surprise party that ed doesnt know about?

[AB Editor]

funny! its just past - didn't you see the Birthday post? damn, must've BANNED it.

[Imp y Celyn]

can i jump out the cake wearing just an acorn?

[Champagne]

Nooooooooooooo!!! I can't believe I missed it! Oh well. I'll send you a cream cake in a jiffy bag via post instead, ok Ed?

[mycats]

Aaaaw we could have clubbed together and sent you a huge chocolate cake :-) and sprinkled it with special "anti-monk" powder so they didnt eat it first.

[B00]

*snaffles away the cake, and eats it quickly before someone notices................*

[AB Editor]

hmmm....you all are acting very suspiciously. are you sure no one wants to cuss me about something? accuse me of being the sexyrussian, perhaps?

[mycats]

LMFAO oooh! now, now ED!! :-) Dont you like it when we are nice??

[Champagne]

I NEVER cuss you Ed!! This thread was actually posted because I noticed a whole change of whinging Abers (they're not getting any of your cake by the way - and neither are the rest of us judging by that glutton BOO!!). I just wanted to cheer you up. Hasn't the welsh Imp wearing nothing but an acorn put a smile on your face? :o)

Actually, this thread is in place to distract you momentarily while we all carry out a mutiny of the Answerbank! Mwwwwaahahahahahaha *cough splutter*

[Imp y Celyn]

well i was offering to prance around whilst seductively removing my acorn and singing my ab song�.

the moon is high and weird
the air is cool and awful
this gathering is obscene
and the company unlawful

the moon is sad and glowing
the air is loud and hissing
from this stupid gathering
all decency is missing

the moon is blah and drab
this company should part
this gathering is a drag
the air smells like a fart

If you are sexyrussian then maybe I was too generous, wouldn�t fancy you waving a hammer and sickle anywhere near my acorn.