Mr Turkey How Very Dare You!!!
As an unemployed person that tremendously enjoys sitting in my pjs eating dry cereal from the box whilst watching ludicrous daytime tv and living my life through AB, I resent your suggestion!
I take huge pleasure in knowing that your paying for me to do such things, in fact, I have labelled the marmite in my cupboard, 'funded by bobtheturkey'
How dare you try to segregate me, I shall make it my mission to clog up your posts with as much inane nonsense I can muster, and as a creative lazy arsed layabout, the well rarely runs dry!
However, I am not without redeemable qualities, in light if the recent post re Brenda, for a sickeningly large fee, I should be very happy to act as Brenda's stand in until you secure her safe return. You may call me Bertha x