dots imposter part 2

[bobtheturkey]

have you considered it might be my dog? i noticed him looking at my keyboard with a smug smirk on his face last night, he is very clever you know

[-Zorro-]

ruff

[45703]

I blame the owners but then who am I to talk. My dog changed my password and only lets me go on AB after walkies!

[n00dles]

Well my kitten gets up to allsorts, on my laptop, bob!!

Insists on walking over the Touch Pad, paws typing out god knows what, then sitting on the on/off button and getting her bum warm!

Half way through typing, along she comes and changes the page for me, goodness know where it gets posted too!

It might just be your dog, if he is cleverer than you...

[-Zorro-]

...which is a distinct probability

[Pippa68]

I reckon it must be Brenda..after all dotty did call her 'vile' the other day.

Unless of course Brenda has collapsed now due to lack of gaffer tape?

[dot.hawkes]

lol Pippa, i don't think Brenda took that comment to heart.

Why would anyone, and in particular a user called luckyeight who i have never ever seen before, be offended by my pathetic job in Debenhams, what a stupid inane comment to make, how can you be offended by anyone elses job? Who in their right mind would even care and why would they think it is pathetic? Bob this place is sick.

[-Zorro-]

its not that Paul the dancer bloke you work with is it?

Maybe hes got the secret hots for you and is a psycho...this is his way of getting your attention.

[dot.hawkes]

No Zorro he was at work yesterday lol and made me loads of money too.

[bobtheturkey]

zorro i bet he is a better speller than you :)

[-Zorro-]

I dont doubt it....is he a blow up dog ?

[dot.hawkes]

actually i am going to the Froggers World Tour in Blackpool next weekend and maybe there will be the chance to have a right good gossip about all the blokes on AB who think they are so fabulous!!! LOL

[B00]

A boring night ahead then dotty? LOL

[-Zorro-]

sounds rivet rivet riveting

[dot.hawkes]

well i am not 100% sure if I am going as I will only know Sloow Jo and pixi. Oh and BEL will be there.

[bobtheturkey]

latest odds

me 5/4
my dog 7/2
zorro 9/1
whiffey 12/1
ward minter 20/1
her postman 33/1
john prescott 40/1
cliff lazerenko 50/1
lord lucan 100/1
bloke in asda 100/1

[dot.hawkes]

well it is deffo not a bloke in Asda as i do not shop there Roberto.

[-Zorro-]

9/1....thats worth a punt...I think I'll stick a �1 on.

Personally I think its whiffey as he keeps putting on a Scottish accent so prob has a facination with Scottish singers.

[dot.hawkes]

isn't Cliff Lazarenko dead?