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[dot.hawkes]

AB Tour Guide: No Time wasters

job description:

totally offay with the workings of the new Platinum AB; Ability to multi-task on a hitherto unheard of scale; no fear of the concept of sub-dividing whole communities; partial to hard work, whinging clients and immitation Russians.

remuneration: unlikely

holidays: huh

equipment provided (pair of headphones and bottle of diazapam)

[whiffey]

Wrong section. This should be in the glaringly obvious "Jobs" subdivision of the broad category "Jobs and Education".

Don't do it again :)

[dot.hawkes]

Well i only put it here because there was such a queue in there whiffey!

[muffty]

What, like a dole queue, dot?

[dot.hawkes]

they didn't look that excited muffty but it is early days i guess

[muffty]

Instead of a tour guide, perhaps AB should add another, yes another category entitled "Where to find......." Abers could then post their Q's on 'Where has ......gone?', 'Where do I find....?' 'Do I put this in .....or in.....?'

[bednobs]

lol i laughed at "offay"

[dot.hawkes]

au fait then lol what can i tell u am common

[brachiopod]

I quite liked 'offay' - reminds me of the shop down the road where I get my cider.......

Glad to see that you are ok, dottie, after sunflower pushed you out of that window.

[bernardo]

I hate it with all the sub-categories! Get rid of ALL the sub-categories and list ALL of the categories individually! And keep them down to a reasonable number! It was bad enough having 2 sub-categories in Film & TV, but now there are 8537 sub-categories in each category! It would take me about 14 billion years to click through them each time, let alone do any answers! The more categories there are, the more confusion there is about which one to put a question in. That means more questions being duplicated by the questionners and more being missed by the answerers.

[B00]

I actually thought dotty meant 'offal'.............more fitting me thinks ;-)

[JjP]

bernardo: I think you are repeating yourself.

[bernardo]

Yes I am repeating myself! Deliberately so! And why? Because there are so many billions of categories that the stupid editor will probably have to read through about 43,000 categories to find anything. And because I need to repeat myself in order for the editor to get the message about how annoyed we all are.