how do you people do it

[bobtheduck-]

bank holiday today and im off and im bored already, so far on this site i have seen posts like "its raining" and "who is in the pub" which makes my posts seem like the height of intelligence, how do you non taxpayers spend every day like this? do you watch jeremy kyle and be on ab at the same time, what do you recommend homes under the hammer? mighty morphin power rangers or trisha?

[jump82]

bob, sit yourself down with a large bag of chips and turn that telly on ... you don't know what you're missing. And take some time off work (I suggest a long holiday). There's always someone else working away to pay the taxes, enjoy life like the rest of us, that is the secret of staying young, happy and taxfree :)

[SHEHE]

You know a lot about daytime TV ? Surely you're not on the benefit system , smoking ,drinking ,gambling , designer gear and holidays abroad !! Go to Florida you will meet them there fat blokes in vests with tattoos , the ladies the same , stuffing their faces with burgers , eating with their mouths open , what it is to be an ambassador for your country !!! Enough I must stop this as I have to peel veg for dinner, or maybe have a Mc D, yuk , yuk ,yuk !!

[cazzz1975]

dont worry bob, whilst your out grafting tomorrow, we will think of you toiling whilst we enjoy ourselves!, dont forget to get an early night, I want a new 3 piece suite!!!! :)

[SHEHE]

Cazzz1975 , bet that has wound him up like a clock spring !!!!
What style of 3 piece suite are you going for ? Leather seems to be the in thing at the moment !!!!

[warpig3]

LOl @ cazza! Yeah deffo go for a leather one, if you watch the ads on between Jeremy Kyle there is one were they don't even do credit checks and you can pay weekly direct from your child benefit!

[bobtheduck-]

yes im very wound up absolutely

[SHEHE]

bobtheduck , chill out , go sick tomorrow as you are very stressed , maybe you should think about TV in the morning and an hour or so in the pub at lunchtime , then book a holiday to USA ? You need a rest as you are supporting the tax system .

[cazzz1975]

I will deffo look into that warpig, I like how they send "representatives" to your door to collect the payments as well!

I dont even have to travel!, thus enjoying ricki lake and maury!!

I will be going for leatherette heshe, I wont go full leather until bob gets a promotion or a better paying job, so he can keep me in the manner I have become accustomed to.. :p

[bobtheduck-]

no too full of americans the usa :)

[bobtheduck-]

absoutley cazz im off now to get petrol so i can make work in the morning :)

[warpig3]

Can you get me 40 B & H and a scratch card while you are at the petrol station Bob, thanks, I pay you when I cash me giro.

[cazzz1975]

also bob can you buy me 6 pot noodles, I wanna treat the kids to a slap up meal!

[warpig3]

You are splashing out a bit cazza, did you win at the bingo again? Oh and better make that 12 pot noodles, did you forget that you are babysitting for me tonight while I go out on the pull?

[SHEHE]

Did you have a nice time at the filling station ?and hope you treated yourself to something nice to eat , choccy bar or ice cream , while you are chilling in front of a hot PC or TV . Think Cazzz1975 is right hold back on the leather sofa until payments go up , but leatherette is not to good to sit on as you stick to it when you get hot . Take tomorrow off , be a devil ,throw a sickie , live your life , just chill out !!!!!

[dot.hawkes]

I have been at work all day but i have 3 days off now (not cos i work part-time, because I worked extra over hours this last month. I think you are right though Roberto, just because there is an element of unemployed on here, it shouldn't mean we should have to put up with dull tedious threads posted by those bored but lonely and desperate for attention, i think we should have a campaign to raise the quality and standard of the material on this site, or not bother, that might be the popular choice lol

[whiffey]

I would like to see more threads of inanity, the sort of threads that make you wonder why the railways were ever built. I would just have let them get on with it, but no, they had to push civilisation to parts of the country that weren't ready for it, and as a result we see trains chugging into Wigan with an armour-clad driver, and in extreme cases these poor blighters have to continue to Glasgee the noo.