ey up bednobs, you feeling brave today? Put ya tin hat on and run to the hills whilst you still can girl.....lol
However, yes, i largely agree with you, that category in particular has become a joke with the examples you've given along with the drunken, illiterate or worse....sober illiterate meaningless tripe that's posted there.
Would the 'silent treatment' work if they used their spare usernames as well? If it would, I gotta say, I'd take a sadistic gleeful pleasure in knowing this was in place.