Could someone Pleeeez explain this 'russian' thing?

[Pirate1]

This russian reference pops up in nearly every thread and I don't understand it. Can it please be explained to some of the newer people on here?

[whiffey]

I am sorry 4g, I am sitting here waiting for a Virgin person to turn up and digitise me, so I have nothing better to do at the moment. I'm very nice really.

[johnlambert]

whiffey
Thurs 23/08/07
15:01 .......and because I am getting **no backup - where are you guys ?** - the only thing to do is flounce off in a hissy fit lol.

She doesn't need "backup" whiffey, she doing great on her own

[4getmenot]

didnt say you wernt nice or you were. I'm just defending myself :-)

[whiffey]

Woops, I'm doing a runner, the police have arrived (but not my Virgin)

[4getmenot]

its ok russian will be one next week. I said you could win dont run off pleeeeeeease

[kp nonuts]

No come back I enjoy prodding you with a stick every now and then

[whiffey]

That's finished me off completely, more proddings from Mr Roget hisself.

[4getmenot]

I got my poo stick ready too. lol

[meglet]

Pirate, this is the orginal russian...

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Society-and-Cul ture/Question447003.html

[Pippa68]

Did the Q go into S&C or was it moved? I have never seen this eejit post in anything but B&S.

[whiffey]

It cheered me up no end to see that the post was moved rather than BANNED. It must have irritated the site guardians no end, and quite made my day. What however is totally inexplicable is the moving of a nonuts verbal vomit into AB Suggs. Maybe they are being kind pre-Benidorm.

[Pippa68]

I am also pleased it was moved, whiffey.

Next time you get a phone call please can you let her know that there is more to AB than Body & Soul?

Much obliged :o)

[jno]

no, no, no need to unleash her, Pippa

[Pippa68]

My apologies jno!

I am ready for my thirty lashes..

[jackthehat]

But, hang on folks, surely if you had had a life of tragedy as has SR, you'd be a little odd, too......

She's had two brothers die by leaping off the severn bridge.....or was it seven brothers die by leaping off the forth bridge............or was it four brothers etc., etc.
Her parents (who don't have Russian names) think she's a unfeeling freak; this came to a head when she didn't want to go to the fictitious funeral of her most recently departed non-existent brother.......
She was pregnant with turkey-baster twins but this is, apparently, no longer the case..........
Her girlfriend is either a world-famous photographer, or something else, depending upon which day of the week it is..........
She eats at restaurants you'll have heard of, which are a long way from her (girlfriend's) house, after a journey of no more than 20 minutes..........
Now she is training to be a Teacher (honest !!!!) in her most recent postings.........
If you look at the link all you'll see is a girl in need of a shave flashing her bra.............
She is a sad fantasist who regularly clogs up B&S with her inane, distasteful and disturbing messages................
She lives to acheive a 'high hit' score on her postings and you should avoid her like the plague.........
A lot on here think that she's a fat, bald bloke from Croydon :o)

[whiffey]

jackthehat, do you have a chart on the wall ? Essential in these cases.

Has a smile ever creased your frowning features.

[jackthehat]

Whiffey, I responded kindly and with genuine feeling to one of her 'dead brother' postings before I became aware of her propensity to fabricate stuff...........

I smile all the time but not necessarily at the ramblings of a self-deluded fantasist..........

You'll have to be a bit more obvious than making cryptic references about wall charts, I'm afraid.

[dot.hawkes]

that wasn't the real sussian, the real russian was called sexyrussian and first posted in early 2006

[dot.hawkes]

that wasn't the real russian the real russian was called sexyrussian and first posted in early 2006

[dot.hawkes]

what is up with this site tonight it is sooooo sloooowwwwwww, lol i will get zapped now