It's just that the weather has one and I think I'm more interesting than the weather. We could put it under the Weather section if you like as I have a headache today so that would be fitting.
I could ask myself questions and answer them while eating brie on crackers with pickled onions and I'd be in no ones way down there.
If you get your own section can you please make sure it has various subsections. I'd suggest a picked onion subsection (the merits of silverskins v the rest), and a crackers subsection (where we could discuss two topics - insanity AND water biscuits/Jacobs etc). As China is alphabetically close to Cheese, it would limit the amount of time I'd have to spend scrolling between the two sections.
an Under the Weather section, well, that's always been B&S; perhaps a Toys section for China Dolls that have been withdrawn because of excessive lead in the paint, but then that could go under Home & Garden in the painting & decorating subsection... no, I can't see the need, sorry.
Other recurring characters include Violet Elizabeth Bott, lisping spoiled daughter of the local nouveau riche millionaire ("I'll thcream and thcream 'till I'm thick � I can, you know")