Donate SIGN UP

Time to come clean.

Avatar Image
Lucy Thomas | 04:24 Fri 23rd Nov 2007 | Site Suggestions
57 Answers
As someone alluded to last night, I am indeed on the payroll of the Answerbank. They hired me to try to improve the standard of grammar on the site and also to maximize the number of posts by being contentious and controversial. The moderators are monitoring the replies to my posts with the intention of banning anyone who displays bad grammar or who posts vindictive replies.
Gravatar

Answers

21 to 40 of 57rss feed

First Previous 1 2 3 Next Last

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by Lucy Thomas. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
According to Lucy there is probably no such thing as typos, dotty.

It's just laziness..or simple unintelligence.

I can't even blame my talent for speed typing, or the fact that I just can't be ar5ed ;o)
i knew it!!!
As its Friday, I feel limerick or two coming on�.

There was a young lady called Lucy,
who acted like some sort of floozy,
she got on our nerves,
but aroused all the perves,
now they all think Lucy is Juicy.


There was a young lady of AB,
a pretentious old prune was she,
so we didn�t give a toot,
but gave her the boot,
and sent her the sign of the V

There was an old dear Lucy Thomas
Who got nothing but abuse all from us
It did serve her right
But remember her plight
Up her bum is a very large thesaurus.
i certainly need help, my backside has gone global!
I just think anyone who smirks out of one side of their gob like she does on her pic, is someone who is insecure about their dentistry or just unsure of their role in the space time continuem. it's Nice N easy shade 88 i think too.
I ad anorfol toime trying to rite like dis!
Oh Dot that�s a bit cryptic, I am doing it the old way (like Mister Miyaki). Does her picture look like she is sitting on a dictionary with sharp edges?
That would be it, dotty. Teeth.

Lucy might be Scottish. I heard from a Scot that they have the worst teeth in Britain.

That is why Austin Powers highlighted the 'British Teeth' syndrome in the movies.
Your for it now Octavius yo (:O)
Some good Friday limericks there Octavius.

Do you think Lucy - the Patron Saint of Grammar will mark it for you?
Maybe Beads, but am I bovered tho?
Question Author
Octavius. Fairly witty and well written but on the whole I would say it started poorly and tailed off.
'tailed off' is putting it mildly. Even William McGonagall himself never thought of rhyming Thomas with thesaurus.

And the cry rang out all round the town,
Good heavens! The Tay Bridge has blown down
Oranges and lemons, j-no
haven't you guys figured it out yet? lucy thomas is the russian with a different spin.
come on people, everyone of you know who lucy thomas is.
Question Author
Then tell everybody who YOU think I am. It's interesting to note that I am about the only person on here who signs in using their real name. I don't believe in hiding behind pseudonyms.
Oooh goody goody Lucy, there you are ! Answer your PMs gal, you are a star.
So Lucy, have you been fired today ?

" They hired me to try to improve....." It should be " to try and improve " and since when is "maximize" spelt with a "z" in the UK?
Speaking of grammar, what happened to your commas?
I love Lucy!

Marry me, you red-headed vixen.
I use my real name.

21 to 40 of 57rss feed

First Previous 1 2 3 Next Last

Do you know the answer?

Time to come clean.

Answer Question >>