As its Friday, I feel limerick or two coming on�.
There was a young lady called Lucy,
who acted like some sort of floozy,
she got on our nerves,
but aroused all the perves,
now they all think Lucy is Juicy.
There was a young lady of AB,
a pretentious old prune was she,
so we didn�t give a toot,
but gave her the boot,
and sent her the sign of the V
There was an old dear Lucy Thomas
Who got nothing but abuse all from us
It did serve her right
But remember her plight
Up her bum is a very large thesaurus.