From the Techies...

[AB Editor]

Hey,

We hope you have noticed speed improvements on the site since this morning. This is the first phase of our database restructure. We will continue to optimise the backend tomorrow.

The Techies

[bobtheturkey]

optimise the backend is always important

[unrulyjulie]

OUCH! sounds painful to me ;-)

[bobtheturkey]

try polarising the photon torpedoes to divert the plasma energy source onto the sub router back up internal phaser bank, this should negate the scanner override system thereby maximising the powerdrive shaft of the 3rd sub level auxiliary power fusion motor

[Gromit]

Have you tried turning it 'off' and then 'on' again?

[smudge]

You'd better stock up with some Sainsbury's Quilted Toilet Paper then Ed - in case it backfires again!

[Aprilis]

It's only quicker intermittently. My system is free of spyware, cookies, temporary internet files etc. and still this site keeps giving me gip.

I think your hamster keeps falling off the wheel....you know the one that powers your server, lol.

[netibiza....]

And mine keeps shutting down after a couple of minutes on Beta.